Count	Description
1	Nice legs...what time do they open?
2	You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
3	I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
4	I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.
5	Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
6	Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
7	I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
8	Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
9	Are those real?
10	I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
11	If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
12	(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
13	You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
14	You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
15	F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
16	Those clothes would look so much better on the floor next to my bed.
17	My name is Bryan, remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
18	Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
19	Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
20	Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
21	I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
22	If you were the last woman and I was the lastman on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
23	Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? Why, don't you like pizza?
24	Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
25	Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
26	Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!
27	(motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
28	Nice shoes, wanna f@#*?
29	If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
30	F@#$ me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
31	I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
32	I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
33	(offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
34	Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
35	The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
36	The only place I want to go is south of the border.
37	Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you.
38	Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
39	What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
40	Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
41	Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
42	So, do you want to see something really swell?
43	Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
44	Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
45	My shirt's chaffing me....
46	Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
47	They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
48	I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
49	Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
50	Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
51	You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
52	"Got a minute?" "No." "Well, I have two; take one of mine"
53	They say the best things in life are free.... they lied (but I do accept American Express)
54	This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
55	You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
56	You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
57	Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
58	This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
59	Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
60	Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.
61	Walk up to a woman and touch her arm, then say "I think I'm allergic." She'll ask why, then say "because your making me swell." ;)
62	My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
63	Do you have a quarter?" My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
64	Your father must have been a farmer because those are some nice melons.
65	Lets say one leg is christmas and the other is easter, can I visit between holidays?
66	As long as I have a face, you have a seat.
67	A lifeguard says - "Will you pretend to drown so that I can save you?"
68	Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. :)
69	No, that's not a gun in my pocket. I am happy to see you.
70	You're ugly but you intrigue me.
71	I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
72	Are you wearing windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants.
73	Hey baby, what winks and fucks like a tiger?
74	Your daddy must be a drug dealer cos you dope.
75	(Wait til the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say) Come on, we're leaving. (The key is to act like you know them.)
76	Does your ass still hurt from when you fell out of heaven?
77	If I follow you home, will you keep me?
78	Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
79	Do you want to see something swell?
80	Say, did we go to different schools together?
81	Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
82	At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
83	Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
84	A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
85	You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
86	When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
87	I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
88	Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
89	I'd look good on you.
90	I would kill or die to make love to you.
91	Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
92	Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
93	Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
94	Hi, my name is Bryan, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
95	I am a magical being, take off your bra.
96	Hi, I'm snta clause want to play with my candy cane?
97	Damn, your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.
98	Since you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?
99	Excuse me. I’ve forgotten how to take off my pants. Do you think you can help?
100	Do you want an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but it’s down under!
101	Are you an angel, or are you just here for sex?
102	I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
103	What were you doing in my dreams last night?
104	Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious!
105	Ouch! Darling your smile’s so sweet you just gave me a cavity.
106	Here’s my library card ’cause I’m definitely checking you out.
107	As you walk by someone, turn around and say, "Excuse me, did you just touch my butt?" "No." "Damn!"
108	My friend’s nickname is Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
109	How do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?
110	Is it hot in here or is it just you?
111	Ask "how are you doing?" if they answere "Fine." then say "I know you are!"
112	If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
113	Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
114	You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
115	Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
116	I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I =3D 69?
117	I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
118	I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
119	Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
120	Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
121	Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
122	Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
123	Are you a parking ticket, cause you have fine written all over you.
124	Walk up to someone and look at the tag on the back of their shirt then look back at your friends and say "yep she is made in heaven"
125	Girl you from tennessee! No why? Because you the only ten-I-see!
126	Didn't they tell you, Your suposed to stop, drop and roll when your that hot.
127	Are you wearing space pants? 'cause your ass is outta this world!
128	I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for your love.